Pope Benedict’s retirement options include Gucci, Red Bull and the Shopping Channel

Pope Benedict XVI will resign at the end of the week. We now know he will be referred to as Pope Emeritus, but what exactly is he going to do? He could take a break from being a fisher of men to be a fisher of … well …fish. He could find a nice lakeContinue reading “Pope Benedict’s retirement options include Gucci, Red Bull and the Shopping Channel”

Pooped Pope resigns: should have switched from Papal Bulls to Red Bull – it does give you wings!

The Vatican has announced that Pope Benedict XVI will resign on February 28th. This will mark the first time in 500 years that a Pope has stepped down. At the age of 85 the Pope decided he was no longer able to fulfill the requirements of the Papacy. … my strengths, due to an advanced age,Continue reading “Pooped Pope resigns: should have switched from Papal Bulls to Red Bull – it does give you wings!”