Bomb Cyclone Has To Be Punishment

At some point along the way, we folks in the eastern part of North America must have done something very bad. It is the only viable option to explain the recent weather conditions. Never mind all that meteorological mumbo-jumbo, the only explanation is that the weather gods are pissed big time at us.

As if it wasn’t bad enough that many of us are just coming out of a deep freeze that lasted longer than a week and at times brought temperatures colder than Mars …

As if it wasn’t bad enough that many of us are just coming out of a deep freeze that lasted longer than a week and at times brought temperatures colder than those found on Mars, now there is a ‘bomb cyclone’ making its way up the east coast.

According to CNN, the bomb cyclone happened overnight, it occurs when a cyclone has a significant and rapid drop in atmospheric pressure over a short period of time. Mumbo-jumbo, take it from me, we are being punished for something. Could it be the football gods are fed up with the New England Patriots’ constant winning ways? We are certainly paying the price for something.

Let me go on the record here: if the ungodly weather is retribution for electing Donald Trump, and I have to admit that makes sense, please note that not one Canadian voted for him

Let me go on the record here: if the ungodly weather is retribution for electing Donald Trump, and I have to admit that makes sense, please note that not one Canadian voted for him. Please keep all Trump-voter-punishing weather fronts south of the 49th parallel. And yet I am not surprised that we will experience some of the fallout from a display of USA election gods unhappiness with the Trump victory. After-all late Canadian Prime Minister Pierre Elliot Trudeau once pointed out that: Living next to you is in some ways like sleeping with an elephant. No matter how friendly and even-tempered is the beast, if I can call it that, one is affected by every twitch and grunt.

So if you are in the path of the fast approaching and growing bomb cyclone take good care of yourself and loved ones. If you lose power you may have time to sit and ponder just what the hell we did to deserve this!

DCMontreal – Deegan Charles Stubbs – is a Montreal writer born and raised who likes to establish balance and juxtapositions; a bit of this and a bit of that, a dash of Yin and a soupçon of Yang, some Peaks and an occasional Frean and maybe a bit of a sting in the tail! Please follow DCMontreal on Twitter and on Facebook, and add him on Google+

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