Montreal Grand Prix Signage Help for Tourists


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Should you be considering visiting my fair city this weekend to take in the Formula One Grand Prix, as many are if hotel and restaurant reservations indicate, I am suggesting to Mayor Coderre the following sign. Rather than infuriate visitors with thousands of roadwork detour signs and road closures notices, on top of our potholed streets, let’s put the signs below on all streets that are:

A) Not currently under construction/repair;
B) Not likely to soon be under construction/repair;
C) Essentially pothole free;and
D) Free of exposed streetcar tracks.

NoWork

No Road 2

Unfortunately I suspect the only place worthy of the signs is the short strip of Notre Dame that runs right in front of City Hall! So if you do visit, assume all roads are under construction, or in need of same!

DCS_Grad_2 DCMontreal – Deegan Charles Stubbs – is a Montreal writer born and raised who likes to establish balance and juxtapositions; a bit of this and a bit of that, a dash of Yin and a soupçon of Yang, some Peaks and an occasional Frean and maybe a bit of a sting in the tail! Please follow DC on Twitter @DCMontreal and on Facebook, and add him on Google+

 

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One thought on “Montreal Grand Prix Signage Help for Tourists

  1. I think you are on to something. We also might benefit from signs indicating there there is NO accident on the road and traffic is moving freely, so passing cars kbnow that whatever is happening on the side of the road is not worth stopping to gawk at 🙂 Just DRIVE please.

    I also personally want one signs that say:

    HANG UP AND DRIVE

    REMOVE YOUR FOOT FROM THE BRAKE WHEN TRAVELING FORWARD

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