This week the Weekly Writing Challenge topic is Wrap It Up. Wait a minute … wrap it up? I thought it was Rap It Up!
In this famous rap André 3000 laments the attempt by some to relieve you of your money:
Where there is cheese there are rats,
Where there are rats there are cats,
Where ever there are cats there are dogs.
If you got the dogs you got bitches.
Bitches always out to put their paws on your riches.
And after André 3000 here’s my rap about those who would have you never wear jeans and T-shirts:
Where there are heads there are hats,
Where there are hats there are caps,
Where ever there are caps there are gowns.
If you got gowns you got a formal.
Formals always out to put a twist on your normal.