I think we Canadians have a reputation as fairly peaceful people who play hockey and tend to apologize too much – in fact the most visible part of our Parliament Building is called the Peace Tower. But recently we’ve been in the news for a bunch of strange but non-related murders that involve the victims being hacked up .
It seems to me if we are going to change our image from kind law-abiding folks to something a bit more racy, we need to school potential murderers on a few things:
1) Once the murder has been committed it is never a good idea to cut up your victim and mail the pieces hither and yon. Aside from being expensive this will bring police looking in a hurry;
2) If you are going to insist on dismembering your victims please don’t throw the pieces into ponds or lakes as they will eventually float to the surface, even in suitcases; and
3) never, ever under any circumstances video the procedure then go to an Internet cafe to watch it.
I really think we should stick to being a nation of sane, friendly people – if the rest of the world wants to think we’re dull and boring so be it. Go with your strength and evidently ours isn’t murder!!