Canadian killers and dismembered victims


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I think we Canadians have a reputation as fairly peaceful people who play hockey and tend to apologize too much – in fact the most visible part of our Parliament Building is called the Peace Tower. But recently we’ve been in the news for a bunch of strange but non-related murders that involve  the victims being hacked up .

First was Luka Magnotta and Jun Lin in Montreal and then  more cases in Ontario, the most recent reported by the BBC today.

It seems to me if we are going to change our image from kind law-abiding folks to something a bit more racy, we need to school potential murderers on a few things:

1) Once the murder has been committed it is never a good idea to cut up your victim and mail the pieces hither and yon. Aside from being expensive this will bring police looking in a hurry;

2) If you are going to insist on dismembering your victims please don’t throw the pieces into ponds or lakes as  they will eventually float to the surface, even in suitcases; and

3) never, ever under any circumstances video the procedure then go to an Internet cafe to watch it.

I really think we should stick to being a nation of sane, friendly people – if the rest of the world wants to think we’re dull and boring so be it. Go with your strength and evidently ours isn’t murder!!

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DCMontreal - Deegan Charles Stubbs - is a Montreal writer born and raised who likes to establish balance and juxtapositions; a bit of this and a bit of that, a dash of Yin and a soupçon of Yang, some Peaks and an occasional Frean and maybe a bit of a sting in the tail! Please follow DCMontreal on Twitter and on Facebook, and add him on Google+

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